Welcome to the Skincare Rebellion.
At SafeFunnels.one (“Where Skincare Rebels Ditch Serums & Own Their Glow”), we empower you to redefine skincare on your terms. By using our Website, you agree to these Terms of Service (“Terms”). If you’re not ready to rebel against bland routines, do not proceed.
1. Acceptance of Terms
By joining the SafeFunnels.one community, you confirm you’re at least 16 years old (or the age of majority in your jurisdiction) and agree to these Terms. We may update these Terms anytime—stay tuned, rebels! Continued use = acceptance.
2. Our Mission: Your Glow, Your Rules
SafeFunnels.one provides [tools, resources, and rebellious strategies for skincare enthusiasts to ditch outdated routines, simplify their regimens, and unlock their natural glow]. We reserve the right to innovate, modify, or retire features without warning.
3. Rebel Responsibilities
- Account Security: Guard your login details like your favorite moisturizer. You’re responsible for unauthorized access.
- Prohibited Moves:
- Use the Website for illegal activities or spreading skincare misinformation.
- Upload harmful code (viruses are so 2010).
- Spam, harass, or steal content from fellow rebels.
- Reverse-engineer our tech—save that energy for your glow-up.
4. Payments & Subscriptions
- Fees: [Unlock premium glow guides with a one-time purchase or rebellious monthly subscription.]
- Refunds: [Not satisfied? Email us within 14 days for a refund—no grudges, just good vibes.]
- Taxes: You handle taxes. We handle the glow.
5. Intellectual Property: Protect the Rebellion
- Our Content: All logos, text, and tools are owned by SafeFunnels.one. Copying = betrayal of the rebellion.
- Your Content: [If users can post content] You own it, but you grant us a license to share, adapt, or feature it (with credit, of course).
6. Disclaimers: Keep It Real
- As-Is Glow: The Website is provided “as-is.” We don’t promise miracle serums or unicorn tears.
- Third-Party Tools: We’re not responsible for third-party services (e.g., payment processors).
7. Limitation of Liability
SafeFunnels.one and its affiliates aren’t liable for:
- Bad hair days or skincare experiments gone wrong.
- Technical glitches, interruptions, or unauthorized access.
8. Termination: No Hard Feelings
We may suspend your access if you violate these Terms or sabotage the rebellion.
9. Governing Law
Keep it in the Great White North.
These Terms are governed by the laws of the Province of Ontario, Canada. Any disputes, drama, or disagreements? We’ll settle them in the courts of Toronto, Ontario (or through arbitration, if we’re feeling civilized). 🇨🇦🍁
10. Contact the Rebellion
Questions? Complaints? Glory stories? Email us at:
admin@safefunnels.one